Please enjoy your experience browsing this partial, yet comprehensive, listing of our multitude of dynamic and synergistic products.

Ceilometers

• X-R32J3
  Our flagship unit, suitable for any usage.
• X-R32J4
  Comes with extra flange.
• X-R388U
• X-R3944L
  Built specially for small spaces.
  WARNING: Risk of combustion and asphyxiation. Please contact sales department, safety and ethics group before purchase (dial 2-3).
• X-R3AA-53
  Legacy unit. Purchase not recommended.

Hygrometers

• Q-L620
  Legacy unit. Please replace with Z-496.
• L-77658HG3482
  Robust unit for installation in high-G environments.
  Comes with additional computational system for GPU offloading of system atmospheric dynamics calculation matrices.
• Z-496
  Standard lithium-based system. Purchase not recommended due to recall.
• KG-WW44
  For installation in zero-moisture environments.

Security Systems

• F-33683
  Basic security monitoring system for standard installation.
• F-7744
• F-05953
• F-443
  Comes with enhanced input apparatus.
• F-H-05644

Missiles

• 7B-33
  Low-cost propelled rocket system for everyday use.
• 8B-34
  High-impact, industry-shaking, innovative full missile solution suite.
• 7B-95
  Waterproof model.
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Thermobaric Weapons Platforms

• T-99G
  An impressive all-in-one titan for real vacuumizing of your fuel-air mix.
• T-991G
• T-993G
• T-994G
• T-35L
  Comes with specialized targeting system.
• T-438V
  Turquoise variant.
• T-88F
  Includes seat.